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Morvannec F1 to Celebrate 1,000 Races
Morvannec F1 to Celebrate 1,000 Races
Team
Principle Elof Valantor is delighted to announce to the F1-TM community
that Morvannec F1 will be entering its 1,000th Grand Prix tomorrow at
the prestigious Spa-Francorchamps circuit in Belgium.
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Morvannec
F1 was founded in April 2006 by a much younger Elof Valantor as a way
to waste time every other day and have a bit of fun. After winning the
first season comfortably Morvannec F1 went through a period of difficult
results, but managed solid growth as a team. Scoring points in every
season kept the motivation high and eventually a few more championship
wins fell the teams way.
Around season 12 Morvannec
F1 was about fully established and was knocking on the door of the
biggest teams of the day (in 2-day): Skruff and Camuga. Season 12 saw
Morvannec F1 come a respectable 3rd in a league with both the top two
teams taking 1st and 2nd. Season 13 saw Morvannec F1 take 2nd place
overall with 3 wins after what was a surprisingly close fight with
Camuga. Season 14 saw Morvannec F1 beat Camuga. It was difficult but
finally Morvannec F1 had beaten the remaining top 2-day team. Camuga
retired from racing at this point, which left the way open for a golden
period in Morvannec F1's history.
With no other top
teams to stand in the way, and non emerging, Morvannec F1 entered an
incredible 18 month period of absolute and utter dominance. Every season
for 15 seasons saw Morvannec F1 claim 17 wins and at least 95% of the
available points. At least 5 of these seasons were perfect seasons, and 3
of these came in a row. This era was the most successful period in
Morvannec F1's entire history (and indeed, possibly ever in F1-TM).
All
empires eventually fall however, and it was only a matter of time
before others took the same path as Elof Valantor had and started to
challenge the top team. So it was that Morvannec F1 eventually lost a
championship to Low Racing (Team Principle Ivan) by a single point.
Morvannec F1 returned to winning ways immediately, but an era like the
first has yet to grace the team again.
It was
around this time that Elof Valantor was invited to join the Super
League, and was indeed scheduled to take over from a manager who was
leaving the league. Sadly the Super League was cancelled before he ever
got to take a shot at managing a real F1 team. Also at this time a call
was made by the sports supremo, DA (David Adams), for new moderators to
oversee day-to-day running of the sport. Elof Valantor applied and was
accepted and has served in this capacity as moderator since then.
At
present Morvannec F1 is in its 59th season, stands at 999 races
completed with 653 race wins and an estimated 38 championship victories
(records of the early seasons are incomplete). This gives the team an
incredible 65.37% win ratio and a total of 22,013 points. Elof Valantor
has had the honour of being top of all 3 two-day leader-boards since the
beginning of the golden era over 4 years ago. Until very recently he
was also ranked 1st for Gamer Score as well.
During
the teams tenure in F1-TM it has brought 3 talented drivers into the
sport, the first of whom (Mylio Silvanos) was a member of the
prestigious Hall of Fame for many years and also held, for a long time,
the highest race win and championship victory totals. A fourth youth is
on the way and not only is she smoking hot, but she also has exceptional
potential and Elof Valantor hopes that one day she will enter the Hall
of Fame and once again bring glory back to Morvannec F1's drivers.
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Given the great success F1-TM has bestowed upon Elof Valantor, he is pleased and delighted to announce the following:
All
managers are invited to attend the pre-race festivities which will
include live music, karting tournaments, Belgian chocolate, car
demonstrations, pit stop challenges, ice cream, bouncy castles, water
slides, sunshine, party games, an auction of Morvannec F1 junk,
magicians, a clown and various other family friendly party tricks.
Everyone
who attends will also be given access to the "Grandstand in the Sky", a
specially constructed grand stand above the track, to watch the race in
real god-like style as Morvannec F1 look to seal another 1-2 finish in
what has so far been a perfect season, which could be the teams first
since the new research system was introduced.
After
the race all managers who are "of age" are invited to attend the
post-race festivities which will include more live music, lesbians
imported from the finest countries in the World, trucks full of beer, a
strip poker tournament, gigantic cakes and cookies, a dance area
complete with poles, live lesbian theatre (re-enacting the race with
less cars and more boobs), fountains of wine, amusing speeches, car
football (while drunk), lap dancing and appearances by all the ladies
from F1-TMs hottest woman competition. Partying until sunrise is
compulsory!
