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Morvannec F1 to Celebrate 1,000 Races

Team Principle Elof Valantor is delighted to announce to the F1-TM community that Morvannec F1 will be entering its 1,000th Grand Prix tomorrow at the prestigious Spa-Francorchamps circuit in Belgium.

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Morvannec F1 was founded in April 2006 by a much younger Elof Valantor as a way to waste time every other day and have a bit of fun. After winning the first season comfortably Morvannec F1 went through a period of difficult results, but managed solid growth as a team. Scoring points in every season kept the motivation high and eventually a few more championship wins fell the teams way.

Around season 12 Morvannec F1 was about fully established and was knocking on the door of the biggest teams of the day (in 2-day): Skruff and Camuga. Season 12 saw Morvannec F1 come a respectable 3rd in a league with both the top two teams taking 1st and 2nd. Season 13 saw Morvannec F1 take 2nd place overall with 3 wins after what was a surprisingly close fight with Camuga. Season 14 saw Morvannec F1 beat Camuga. It was difficult but finally Morvannec F1 had beaten the remaining top 2-day team. Camuga retired from racing at this point, which left the way open for a golden period in Morvannec F1's history.

With no other top teams to stand in the way, and non emerging, Morvannec F1 entered an incredible 18 month period of absolute and utter dominance. Every season for 15 seasons saw Morvannec F1 claim 17 wins and at least 95% of the available points. At least 5 of these seasons were perfect seasons, and 3 of these came in a row. This era was the most successful period in Morvannec F1's entire history (and indeed, possibly ever in F1-TM).

All empires eventually fall however, and it was only a matter of time before others took the same path as Elof Valantor had and started to challenge the top team. So it was that Morvannec F1 eventually lost a championship to Low Racing (Team Principle Ivan) by a single point. Morvannec F1 returned to winning ways immediately, but an era like the first has yet to grace the team again.

It was around this time that Elof Valantor was invited to join the Super League, and was indeed scheduled to take over from a manager who was leaving the league. Sadly the Super League was cancelled before he ever got to take a shot at managing a real F1 team. Also at this time a call was made by the sports supremo, DA (David Adams), for new moderators to oversee day-to-day running of the sport. Elof Valantor applied and was accepted and has served in this capacity as moderator since then.

At present Morvannec F1 is in its 59th season, stands at 999 races completed with 653 race wins and an estimated 38 championship victories (records of the early seasons are incomplete). This gives the team an incredible 65.37% win ratio and a total of 22,013 points. Elof Valantor has had the honour of being top of all 3 two-day leader-boards since the beginning of the golden era over 4 years ago. Until very recently he was also ranked 1st for Gamer Score as well.

During the teams tenure in F1-TM it has brought 3 talented drivers into the sport, the first of whom (Mylio Silvanos) was a member of the prestigious Hall of Fame for many years and also held, for a long time, the highest race win and championship victory totals. A fourth youth is on the way and not only is she smoking hot, but she also has exceptional potential and Elof Valantor hopes that one day she will enter the Hall of Fame and once again bring glory back to Morvannec F1's drivers.

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Given the great success F1-TM has bestowed upon Elof Valantor, he is pleased and delighted to announce the following:

All managers are invited to attend the pre-race festivities which will include live music, karting tournaments, Belgian chocolate, car demonstrations, pit stop challenges, ice cream, bouncy castles, water slides, sunshine, party games, an auction of Morvannec F1 junk, magicians, a clown and various other family friendly party tricks.

Everyone who attends will also be given access to the "Grandstand in the Sky", a specially constructed grand stand above the track, to watch the race in real god-like style as Morvannec F1 look to seal another 1-2 finish in what has so far been a perfect season, which could be the teams first since the new research system was introduced.

After the race all managers who are "of age" are invited to attend the post-race festivities which will include more live music, lesbians imported from the finest countries in the World, trucks full of beer, a strip poker tournament, gigantic cakes and cookies, a dance area complete with poles, live lesbian theatre (re-enacting the race with less cars and more boobs), fountains of wine, amusing speeches, car football (while drunk), lap dancing and appearances by all the ladies from F1-TMs hottest woman competition. Partying until sunrise is compulsory!